Bad Bunny Bruce - Free Write

This is an EAR-ie-ie tale of mutilation and ravaging by a cholactulavor, a very deranged bunny named Bruce the EARie.

Bad bunny Bruce was a very troubled bunny. He did not like hopping happily and cutely chewing marshmallow carrots like the other chocolate bunnies. He was a closet choco-a-holic. He craved, nay he was obsessed with the most delicious chocolate EAR nibbles imaginable. Bad bunny Bruce would lurk in doorways and ambush unsuspecting happily hopping bunnies on their way to the packaging bureau.

All good chocolate bunnies would go to the bureau of packaging before Easter to be wrapped in colorful boxes for shipment to good little boy's and girl's Easter goodie baskets. Peter Cottontail and all the other Easter Bunny bureaucrats would oversee the packaging to be sure that only the best and most complete chocolate bunnies would be sent out to gladden the hearts of the good little boy's and girl's.

Peter noticed a lot of rejects, poor mutilated bunnies coming to the bureau of packaging and boxing offices complaining of the lightening like attack's of bad bunny Bruce.

This has to stop said Peter, and he set out to solve the problem with an order form the bureau of this and that, ordering bad bunny Bruce to cease and desist.

Bad bunny Bruce was smacking his lips, and licking his chops from the results of his last attack when Peter hopped in front of him and presented him with the order, all duly signed and sealed with ribbons and tags from all the bureaucrats in their offices demanding that he cease and desist.

"OK" said bad bunny Bruce, I will cut back a-bit and only pounce on those that walk by doorways on the right side of the road. Peter of course had to take the counter offer back to the bureau for their agreement or not.

Meanwhile, bad Bunny Bruce kept pouncing, knowing that right and left are subjective depending on which way you are facing and had only to point that out to the inspectors of the bureau when ever he was confronted.

Maybe by next year, something will be done about bad bunny Bruce, but for now there is a crisis, Bunny's with EAR's are in short supply. Write to your representative in the bureau of this and that to see what can be done. Bad bunny Bruce must be stopped, eardom can be preserved with proper