Fence Hop

Fence Hop!

(A parody of the Christmas song, "Sleigh Ride" covering the topic of illegal immigration)

Just hear that chain link jingalin, ring ting tingaling too

700 miles as George Bush smiles at you

Beyond the southern border my family is working real hard (rat daddy! Rat daddy!)

My boss here at McDonalds don't care if I got a green card

Just hear that chain link jingaling ring ting tingaling too

Come on its lovely weather for a fence hop together with you!

Giddy up giddy up giddy up lets go, there's border patrol

We're working in a wonderland of doe

Giddy up giddy up giddy up its grand, we're running through sand

Its dark in this truck get your buck just don't drink from the Rio Grande

1.2 billion dollars out of taxpayers are gone

1,000 miles still open and we're hopin' that we'll get there by dawn

Stadium lighting and fighting and laser sighting will see

Oh shit, Jose is running, John Smith is gunning at me

When November elections were almost nearly here

The republicans campaigned this in the highest gear

But patrolling jobs is another thing

The border can't be blocked

All these Mexicans need a place to pop a squat

Pop pop pop

When the Democratic congress is in office you'll see

Legislation that's pro-immigration, yay for me!

Well I guess we'll just have to wait and see

The outcome of this mess

Until then we'll keep on squatting cause Iraq needs fixin' that's