Here I Am
Essay by review • November 22, 2010 • Study Guide • 1,036 Words (5 Pages) • 1,134 Views
Our Father who art in Heaven..."
YES?"
Don't interrupt me. I'm praying...
BUT YOU CALLED ME."
Called you? I didn't call you. I'm praying. Our Father who art in
Heaven..."
THERE YOU DID IT AGAIN."
Did What?"
CALLED ME. YOU SAID, "OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN...".
HERE AM I. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?"
But I didn't mean anything by it. I was, you know, just saying my prayers
for the day.I always say the Lord's Prayer. Makes me feel good, kind of
like getting my duty done. "
ALL RIGHT. GO ON."
Hallowed be thy name."
HOLD IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?" By what?"
BY "HALLOWED BE THY NAME."
It means...it means...good grief, I don't know what it means. How
should I know? Its just part of the prayer. By the way, what
does it mean?"
IT MEANS "HONORED," "HOLY", "WONDERFUL"."
Hey, that makes sense. I never thought about what
Hallowed meant before. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as
it is in Heaven."
DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT?"
Sure, why not?"
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?"
Do? Nothing, I guess. I just think it would be neat if you got control of
everything down here like you have up there."
HAVE I GOT CONTROL OF YOU?" Well, I go to church."
THAT ISN'T WHAT I ASKED YOU. WHAT ABOUT THAT HABIT OF
LUST YOU HAVE? AND YOUR BAD TEMPER? YOU'VE REALLY GOT A PROBLEM THERE, YOU
KNOW. AND THEN THERE'S THE WAY YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY...ALL ON YOURSELF. AND
WHAT ABOUT THE KINDS OF BOOKS YOU READ?"
Stop picking on me! I'm just as good as some of the rest of those phonies
at the church."
EXCUSE ME...I THOUGHT YOU WERE PRAYING FOR MY WILL TO BE DONE. IF THAT IS
TO HAPPEN, IT WILL HAVE TO START WITH THE ONES WHO ARE PRAYING FOR IT. LIKE
YOU, FOR EXAMPLE."
Oh, all right! I guess I do have some hang-ups. Now that
you mention it, I could probably name some others."
SO COULD I."
I haven't thought about it until now, but I really would like to cut out
some of those things. I'd like to, you know, be really free."
GOOD, NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. WE'LL WORK
TOGETHER...YOU AND ME. NOW, SOME VICTORIES CAN TRULY BE WON. I'M PROUD OF
YOU."
Look Lord, I need to finish up here. This is taking a lot longer than it
usually does...Give us this day our daily bread.
" YOU NEED TO CUT DOWN ON THE BREAD TOO...YOU'RE
OVERWEIGHT AS IT IS."
Hey, wait a minute! What is this, "Criticize Me Day?" Here I was doing my
religious duty, and all of a sudden you break in and remind me of all my
hang- ups."
PRAYING IS A DANGEROUS THING. YOU COULD WIND UP CHANGED YOU KNOW. THAT'S
WHAT I'M TRYING TO GET ACROSS TO YOU. YOU CALLED ME, AND HERE I AM. IT'S
TOO LATE TO STOP NOW. KEEP ON PRAYING. I'M INTERESTED IN THE NEXT PART OF
YOUR PRAYER. WELL, GO ON."
I'm scared to."
SCARED? OF WHAT? I KNOW WHAT YOU'LL SAY. TRY ME AND SEE."
Forgive us our sins as we forgive those who sin against us."
WHAT ABOUT JOE?"
See, I knew it? I knew you would bring him up! Why he's told lies about me,
cheated me out of money... He never paid back that debt he owes me. I've
sworn to get even."
BUT YOUR PRAYER...WHAT ABOUT YOUR PRAYER?"
I didn't mean it."
WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE HONEST. BUT IT'S NOT MUCH FUN CARRYING THE LOAD OF
BITTERNESS AROUND INSIDE, IS IT?"
No, but I'll feel better as soon as I get even. Boy, have I made some plans
for ol' Joe. He'll wish he never did me any harm."
YOU WON'T FEEL
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