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If Hip-Hop was High School

* Lil Kim would be the school hoe.* J-Lo would be the school slut.* Master P would be the basketball star.* P Diddy would be the annoying dork.* Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody Envied...Roc-a-Fella would be his Clique* Nas would be the nerd who passed all his classes and was real* Afro-Centric but not enough to hang with the Afro-Centric weed smoking crew consisting of Mos Def and Such.* D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gutter clique who played sports and stole things and most of the clique would be suspended anyway* Dr. Dre would be the O.G. who thought he knew everything.* Foxy Brown would be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z at homecoming* R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at the school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz. Ashanti would be the head cheerleader.* Eminem would be the white dude who`s gettin` his ass whooped everyday (...oh wait, he was!)* Fabolous would be the preppy honor student who goes off to the safe haven of an Ivy college, and then pretends like he''''''''s from the hood.* ODB and Beanie Sigel would be the two special ed students that take classes at the back of the school.* Suge Knight would be the school bully.* Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.* Mos Def would be that kid wearing his dad''''''''s clothes and carrying a novel of sorts* Busta would be that real ugly muhfukka that got the ladies attention....* and then you have Spliff Starr.....always around Busta, carrying his books, getting his lunch.* Outkast would be the school hippies.* Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like the most popular thug DMX.* Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up.* 50 cent would be the one everyone likes to hate on but still scared of.* Tupac would just be "That Nigga"...* Nelly would be the pretty-boy freshman that all the females love, and most of the guys hate.* The St Lunatics got all the fine girls simply because of their affiliation with Nelly.* Project Pat would be that guy in the slow-classes who still got respect Triple-Six Mafia would be them niggas everyone is scared of.* Too $hort would be that fool who banged all the females and nobody could understand why Lil John & tha Eastside boyz would be one''''''''s

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