Red Neck Jokes

Pretty funny. Speaking of rednecks, have you seen this?

You Know You're a Redneck When.....

1) You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2) You can entertain yourself for an hour or more with a fly swatter.

3) You burn your yard rather than mow it.

4) You think the Nutcracker is something you do off the high dive.

5) You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

6) You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

7) You come back from the dump with more than you took.

8) You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

9) Your kid takes a siphon hose to Show and Tell.

10) You have used a rag for a gas cap.

11) You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

12) You can spit without opening your mouth.

13) You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it.

14) You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

15) The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal Mart.

16) Your working TV sets on top of your non-working TV.

17) You've used your ironing board for a buffet table.

18) Your neighbors think you're an undercover detective because a cop

always brings you home.

19) A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $25,000 worth of improvement.

20) You've used a toilet brush as a back scratchier.