Xmas

Oral Interp. of Lit.

Name: Alexis Walker

Age: 35

Occupation: Married a rich older man, so I basically sit around and do nothing all day.

Health: Smoker and boozer since eight

Nationality: Black and beautiful

Where do you live: New York, New York. I'm from the lovely borrow called Queens. I'm upper class, wealthy, rich, and all that jazz. My pent house looks over the city and I laugh at all the poor weaklings I see below.

Family: I rid my parents off long ago. I have three stepchildren, but I couldn't tell you there names, I just don't care. My husband Stanley, my rich sugar daddy, is serving a four month jail sentence for God knows what. Nobody knows my past, even me, I boozed it out of my life.

Social Status: The cream of the crop, the best of the best, I socialize with only the most elite sophisticated and filthy ass rich people you ever met. Middle class is below me, most people are.

Religion: Who? what is that. Sure, of course I pray, I pray every night that marijuana, cocaine, and oxy cotton become legal.

Political views: Augh, sick. Who cares, boring. I'm just gonna say republican. Gotta look out for my own.

Sexuality: I've been known to get a little naughty with the ladies, with the minors, and the British.

Education: Hmm.. I remember some college. Yes there was the dorm room parties, and the frat parties, ooo and um Michael Sanders, he was quite nice.

Hobbies, Interests, Skills, Talents: Well, I'm an avid martini drinker and I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

Philosophy: the only philosophy I carry around with me is, why put off tomorrow what you could drink today. That there has got me through a lot of tough times.

Personality/Temperament: I'm as easy going as they