Family Guy Draft
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Family Guy
By Christian Zapata
The bizzaro GRIFFIN
Theme song
Cut into the living room the whole family is watching JeopardyÐ'...
Man: What is testicular cancer?
Alex trebec: Actually it was what is chronic diarrheaÐ'... chronic diarrheaÐ'....
Cut back to living room
Brian: there's nothing to watch we should just go to the movies.
Peter: it takes way too long remember what happened last time we wentÐ'...
(cut to a video)
A simple beat starts up and then Brian starts rapping
Brian:
"Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon,
Call up Peter just to see how he's doin'."
Peter: Hello?
Brian: What up Parnz?
Peter: Yo Samberg, what's crackin'?
Brian: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Both: NARNIA! Then it's happ'nin
Peter: 68th and Broadway!
Brian: Step on it, sucka!
Peter: What you want to
do, Brian?
Brian: Snack attack, muthaf-----!
(cut back to living room)
Peter: Fine I guess we can watch a movie
Stewie: A movie I wonder what movies there givingÐ'...
Cut to a movie trailer
DEEP NARRATOR VOICE: For years you have heard the voice( welcome to moviefone) now see the man behind the voice in MOVIE FONE the MOVIE rated r for brief nudity and strong sexual contentÐ'...
Cut back to living room
Peter: Imma call quagmire to see if he can come
Lois: No remember what happened last time
Cut to the Movie TheaterÐ'....
Quagmire: gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity
Man: Hey can u keep it down im trying to watch the movie
Quagmire: Oh damn it this movie blows anywaysÐ'...(Apparently he was watching chronicles of narnia)
(cut back to living room)
Peter: fine fineÐ'...
Meg: So let me just get my jacket and we can go
Chris: she's goingÐ'... ah I don't want to
I don't want to
Brian: wait Megs going
Peter: Who let u back in the house?
Meg: wait so I cannot
go
Peter: HOW DARE U GET OUT
She leaves crying
Brian: why do we hate this girl so much?
Flashback to WHEN THE FAMILY WAS ON DEAL OR NO DEAL MEGS ON THE CLOCK
Guy: so Meg deal or no deal
Family: DEAL DEAL DEAL DEAL DEAL!!!
Meg: NO DEAL
Guy: Well since no one really understands how to play this game imma just say U LOSE
Peter: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(In darth Vader voice)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Cut back to them in the car)
Brian: poor girl man girl Is more out of place in this family than Aquaman in the justice league
Cut to justice league
Batman: so what were trying to tell u is that
League: your fired
Aquaman: Fired no way I mean really why
Batman: We feel like you don't really have any powers
Aquaman: Are u serious I can talk to fish
Batman: yea well its not like if the world is blowing up they're going to go to the guy who can talk to "fish"
Superman: besides we found these in your drawerÐ'...(he pops open a capsule filled with tablets)
Aquaman: I can explainÐ'....
Cut back to carÐ'...
In all of their laughing peter runs over a guy who looks just like peterÐ'...
They all get out of the carÐ'...
Lois: OMG are u all right
Man: yea im ok just u know dying here on the floor got hit with your car but I mean besides this there's really nothing I mean yea im goodÐ'...WHAT DO U THINK
Lois: peter call an ambulance
Peter: yea what's the number to 911
Stewie: its 9-1- wait wait hold on are u seriousÐ'... nonono no way is someone on this planet so stupid no way man no way I mean honestly you're my father wait what o sweet Jesus are you serious I mean is there anyway we can get rid of the cornucopia of fat I mean your presence angers me that's it from now on I will dedicate my life to kill the fat manÐ'...
Peter still waits anxiously for the last digit
Brian: 1Ð'... MY god
Cut to the hospital
Man: my name is bondÐ'...june bondÐ'...
Peter: Im sorry its bothering me u look
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